Jay Leno�s, David Letterman�s Rudy Cecera and LMLA-ink come to terms on John Lazoo�

Added: (Tue May 29 2007)

Pressbox (Press Release) - The absurdity continues. Masking their motives while hiding beneath headlines that contain the names of their heroes, famous people who they have managed to relate to themselves in a limousine of an imagination that we can now all say we share, LMLA-ink announces the capture of fledgling TV screenwriter and New York playwright Rudy Cecera, who writes for Leno and Letterman, to deliver the script for John Lazoo, the stage play.

LMLA-ink obviously does not acknowledge the boundaries within which we, the trained press, stay for fear of being tagged sensationalists, and as I sell my soul for the PayPal transaction I will receive on writing this short press release I can now confirm that I will need therapy once I tear up the contract with Lazoo, Metofeaz, Le Mac, and Afamasaga.

He (Afamasaga) says to me as he shuts the door, �Look, Rudy�s got a pilot on Scfi.com. It�s called Touch. I wrote a real cool caption for my man.� I believe him when he says, �Rudy Cecera�s got guts, and he�s seamless with the idea (the story) he finds easy to make haunting and dark.�

According to LMLA-ink spokesperson John Reyer Afamasaga, the launch of their Wireless Data Subscription Service for Handheld devices in November 2007 � dMfiction.com � will receive a jump-start from a three-week Wireless Web Weality Show following Rudy around NYC as the writer seeks inspiration and reminisces in SIL HOUSE Caf�, Mr Pink�s Place, and Central Park, the places where the story began. A leaky source smiles at me now as it engages me just to tell me this, �And the White Room in the Hilton, Jimmy.�

With time as the only saviour available to us, we wait to see if they have finally over-written themselves this time, or are they still on track to bring John Lazoo and Genisis Jones�s New York epic to life?