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Are you an Oscar Winner, a Millionaire or a Film Producer?
Added: (Wed Mar 22 2006)
Are you an Oscar Winner, a millionaire or a film producer? If so then join the American Break Diver's Association! Be part of the exclusive new online club that only allows hugely successful and influential people to join! Join now at www.BreakDiving.com and be part of the club which already has in its membership TWO people (the creators), one of them a networking guru (Jay Conrad Levinson) and the other his wannabe famous actor/rock-star/producer/writer student Monroe Mann (he of the Oscar-calibre background role of 'Comatose Man' in 2002 hit film Swimfan)!
Get super-amazing-fantastic membership benefits such as being able to take part in "telephone meetings" with cult leader -sorry, 'club' leader- Monroe Mann, and chat about positive motivational things that will help you get "TO THE TOP(tm)!!" despite the fact that only people who are already at "THE TOP(tm)" can join, which brings into question the logic behind the formation of the club, -but who cares as members also get "special invitations to club meetings". YES! Join up so you can attend Break Diving functions with other members (who include Jay Conrad Levinson and background actor Monroe Mann!!) and motivate them to get "TO THE TOP(tm)!!"
But "what's in it for me" I hear you all who are not institutionalized say! Well, BESIDES the super-amazing-fantastic "telephone meetings" AND "special invitations" -as if you need anything else!!- you also get..... wait for it....... wait for it...... access to an "exclusive" online YAHOO GROUP!!! YES! "GIVE ME A MILLION BUCKS TO JOIN THIS EXCLUSIVE CLUB" I hear you all shout out in feverish anticipation of being a member, but it's better.... membership is FREE!! Sign up now at www.breakdiving.com and "network" with an untalented non-famous actor who wishes he was famous and figured out that if he networks with famous people then they will make him famous! Oooooh I've said too much! Just remember the benefits of membership and ignore the logic behind it all!!
Just make sure you fit "and can PROVE" that you fit the required 15 criteria from a list of 47 subjects -despite the fact that the creator, Monroe, only fits 5 of the easiest criteria, 5 criteria which were clearly made just for himself- and take that first step to selling your soul! Here is a sample of the 47 criteria you must meet 15 of for INSTANT membership!!
Be an Oscar Winner
Have 5 positive blurbs about you from undeniably famous/influential people.
Have saved the lives of at least 10 people.
Be a film producer
Be a millionaire
etc
Once a member, besides motivating Monroe "TO THE TOP(tm)!!" you can also choose to defend him from the "peanut gallery" on his IMDb.com forum like he asked his fans to do, and help shut down the anti-Monroe site http://monroemannequin.50webs.com, and even go to his ROMP band concerts and boost the audience figures into double figures!!!
ROMP ON!!!
See you AT THE TOP(tm)!!