“BYE BYE BUSH!” FINDMEAGIFT.COM SAYS A FOND FAREWELL TO THE PRESIDENT OF MASS DISRUPTION

Added: (Mon Jan 26 2009)

Pressbox (Press Release) - As George Bush leaves the White House, what farewell gifts should he receive for his 8 year reign?
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Findmeagift.com is a Midlands based online gift company. Even in times of recession, Findmeagift.com have seen sales rise dramatically, increasing it’s sales by over 100%. As America says farewell to Bush for their own welfare, Findmeagift.com brings a list of gifts to say a fond “Ta-ra chuck!” to a man known for his words…whatever order they may have been in.
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‘Bushism’s come tumbling out of his mouth like pooh sticks over river rapids. When George Bush took to the podium, there was no telling what he would say, how he would say it, or what order it would all come out in. Tears of laughter streamed down people’s faces in the most serious of discussions and there was a classic cringing moment in 2006 when Bush asked a reporter “Are you going to ask that question with shades on? I’m interested in the shade look, seriously... For the viewers, there’s no sun.” The reporter in question was registered blind.
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We all know he made mistakes, a man with a dog called ‘Miss Beazley’ is bound to make a few. Findmeagift.com wishes to remember the side of George Bush that made us smile and has selected a few farewell gifts as he packs his bags and makes for the ranch. So what does one get for an ex-president of the United States with a dog named after a dinosaur? Here are some gifts to help Bush back on his feet…
The Business Start Up Kit maybe just what George needs! Whether he chooses to shine his own shoes or start a shoe shining business is up to him. We all have to start somewhere and what better way than to start your own small business. His name already ranks pretty well on Google so he should have no problems. Bush’s Matrix-like shoe dodge at the December Press Conference, has gained him a shoe or two to practice on before he goes public.


But maybe the ex-president just wants a couple of months to chill out after his hard reign? It must be strange being stripped of a title after 8 years. ‘Mr. Bush’ just doesn’t have a ring to it. Well luckily Findmeagift.com has the answer! The Laird or Lady Title will not only give him land on a Scottish estate, it will also give him the title of ‘Laird’ or ‘Lord’ Bush to put on his shoe shining business cards when he’s ready to face the real world again. In the meantime, he could always teach his dogs some new tricks, open up the doors of communication between canine and man/ Bush and man. The ‘Teach Your Dog to Speak’ kit contains flash cards with words or commands and teaches your dog/ ex-president how they should respond to the given instruction. Great for aiding communication and obedience.
So what gifts would appeal to his Texan nature? The Inflatable Cowboy Costume perhaps? With an integrated fan that keeps the whole costume inflated continuously, he can gallop across his land on a firey-eyed horse for as long as he likes. Getting back into that old Texan spirit is probably just what the old boy needs - trotting into town on his inflatable steed for a few sundries and saying “Howdy” to the locals whilst tipping the brim of his oversized cowboy hat, then making his way back to Lord Bush Ranch to learn how to balance biscuits on his nose before bed. Perfect.
All these gifts and more can be found at www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk. Orders can be placed online or by phone on 01926 640 710.
The credit crunch is hitting businesses across the country and people are seeking alternative stores to save money and get a bargain. Find Me a Gift offer everything online without the need for people to spend money on petrol, parking and inflated prices. With special offers and free shipping with orders over £100, this online store has everything from cheap novelty items to luxury experiences. Find Me a Gift is one of the UK’s leading online gift retailers (ranked in the Top 10 of Hitwise). Established in June 2000, the company specialises in a wide range of gadgets, experiences, toys and personalised gifts with worldwide delivery and year round sales.